The "See it, say it, sorted" announcements on your trains appear to be incorrect; they sound like "See it, say it, sort it", which implies that people are expected to "sort it" themselves which I don't think is the idea of the campaign.
Still goes on and drives us all insane....never apologise for the train being late overcrowded etc but always its see it say it....etc.
I agree, the more "useful" announcements like when the delayed train might rock up is non -xistent but non-useful (and patronising!!) announcements like "See it, Say it..." or "hold on to the handrail..." and "don't run", "stand behind the yellow line", "don't forget your belongings" are on a loop! Drives me insane!
Today I heard an eve more fatuous and useless announcement than the 'See it, say it,' Arriving at Waterloo on a lunchtime train, an announcement informed us that ticket barriers have now been installed at this station and to have our tickets ready.
Ticket barriers were erected at Waterloo in 2008, but clearly some bright spark at SWR thinks we haven't got used to them over the last 10 years, or they think we haven't noticed. Using that logic perhaps they also think that perhaps we haven't noticed their performance over the last few months, either.